So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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