Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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