dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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