end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it's great music for shaving your balls
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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