She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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