Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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