It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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