you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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