They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize
