You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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