Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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