waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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