I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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