The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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