Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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