So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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