my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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