no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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