Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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