But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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