do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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