You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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