Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
