Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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