I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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