Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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