your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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