what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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