I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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