im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
