No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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