After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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