Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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