No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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