do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Come on in and take your pants off
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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