absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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