google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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