a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
