If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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