I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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