He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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