first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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