So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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