I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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