dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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