It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I forget how to act sober
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