Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She bit a glass in half.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
