her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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