remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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