hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
