I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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